**CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT**
Subsection 2.1: Alien Communication Protocols
In the event of an alien invasion, all personnel are expected to maintain a stoic demeanor and refrain from making small talk with the invaders. This will help prevent any potential misunderstandings that may lead to... unpleasantness.
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Subsection 2.2: Alien Disarmament Techniques
In the unlikely event of an alien encounter, personnel are advised to use the following disarming techniques:
- Flattery: compliment their spaceship on its sleek design
- Offer them a plate of your finest, locally-sourced space-greens
- Reveal a deep knowledge of intergalactic tax law