Mission prophets indicated an 80% chance of snack success. Our team of highly trained snack operatives infiltrated the heavily guarded pantry, gathering intel on the latest Doritos flavors. We have confirmed: Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, and... Confirmed Flavors are now in our database.
We have reason to believe the enemy is hiding a stash of Cheez-Its. Further investigation is needed to verify this intel. Cheez-It Stash Possible