Our mission is to infiltrate the snack supply chain and extract all available information regarding the snack food market.
Using advanced sock puppet techniques, our agents will gain the trust of the snack manufacturers, gather intel, and report back to HQ.
We have reason to believe that the following snacks are of high priority:
Codename: Cheez-Its, Pretzel Agents, Cookie Cover Ops
Classified documents and mission protocols are available for download at /classified-docs.
Remember, agents, our motto is: Snacks are our business. Stealthy snacking is our game.
For further information, please visit our Sock Puppet Training Facility.