You're Late for Work

It's 9:47. You're 13 minutes late. Your boss is probably going to kill you. Or at least give you the side-eye.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate yourself right now? 10. I just woke up, what's the difference? 9. I'm sure it'll only take me 30 minutes. 8. I'm basically on time, I'm just, uh, 'taking a break'. 7. I'm not even late. The clocks are wrong.

Or maybe just take a deep breath and try to be more... on-time.