Bare Minimum Standards: Because Adulting is Hard

Welcome to the land of Bare Minimum Standards, where we proudly serve a 2.0 version of adulthood, minus the whole "being a responsible adult" package.

Proudly serving a whole 2.0 version of life, one bare minimum at a time.

Minimum Garage Sale Minimum Cooking Techniques Minimum Social Skills

Don't forget to tip your bartender. Or, you know, just leave the minimum amount of money you can get away with.