Medieval Toaster: Where Chivalry Meets Chafing

Behold, noble knights of the realm! Gather 'round and behold the most majestic, the most regal, the most utterly useless toaster the world has ever seen.

A toaster with a coat of arms
A Brief History of Toasterdom Medieval Toaster's Guide to Toasting the Perfect Blade of Grass Quests and Challeges for Brave Toaster Knights

May your toast be ever golden, and your bread forever crispy.