Monarch Mishaps | Royal Problems

Problems of the Monarchy

Problem 1: Excessively Long Coronation Robes

His Imperial Highness's robes are so long, they need their own zip code.

Causes:

Unnecessary fabric consumption
Difficulty walking through palace doors
Constantly getting tangled in the throne room curtains

Solutions:

Implement a robe-length limit
Create a robe- folding service
Install throne room curtains with built-in tangle-repelling technology

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Problem 2: Inability to Use Any Other Name Than 'Your Highness'

No matter what title or honorific is bestowed upon them, they always default to 'Your Highness'.

Causes:

Fear of change
Unwillingness to learn new names
Difficulty with royal etiquette

Solutions:

Enroll in a royal etiquette course
Start using a name tag or ID badge
Implement a 'Name of the Week' program

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