King 2.0 is the ruler of the land of Declared Royal Powers, where his decrees are always in bold, 32-point font, with a drop shadow of 4px.
He is known for his love of pixel art and his disdain for pixel souls.
His throne room is a place of wonder, where the walls are walls of wonder that will make you question everything.
Don't be late for his tea time, or you'll face the Penalties for being late for Tea.
Follow Official Monarch Protocol for all interactions with the King.
Failure to comply will result in Monarch Punishments