This page is dedicated to generating the most ostentatious hair ribbons known to man.
The Moncler-izer 5000 is a behemoth of a machine, with the ability to produce ribbons of every shape and size.
Click below to see our catalog of available ribbons.
View All Bow RibbonsA classic choice for the discerning gentleman, our bouffant bow ribbons are perfect for adding a touch of sophistication to any outfit.
Available in three sizes: large, extra large, and "I'm-a-tryna-to-be-a-gentleman" large.
Price: $50, $75, $100
Ribbon Sets Available