Associate Level: The Most Elusive Rank in the Moncler-izer-5000
Welcome, applicant, to the esteemed Associate Level of the Moncler-izer-5000. A rank so coveted, so feared, and so rarely achieved. You're probably not here to apply, but let's pretend you are.
- Must be willing to work 37.5 hours a day, 7 days a week. No weekends. No holidays. No vacations.
- Must have a strong stomach for disappointment and despair.
- Must be able to recite the entirety of the Moncler-izer-5000 manual from memory.
If you're feeling bold, try the Director Level.
Or if you're not feeling bold, stay here with us.