Bow-tied Blob's Fashion Faux Pas

Today, we're trying to make a statement with our bowties - but not the kind you'd wear. No, we're going for a more... abstract approach. Our blob friends have taken to wearing bow-ties as hats, and we're not sure what to say.

Blob tie

We've also seen some blob-sunglasses that are just begging for attention. Are they trying to make a statement, or are they just trying to see the world through a thick, black rectangle?