Monday's To-Do List: Because Adults Need Help

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  1. Make Breakfast - Because your body needs fuel, apparently.
    *Note to self: Use the 5-minute omelette trick*
  2. Return keys to keyboard, but only after you've found them - Because, priorities.
    *Note to self: Check under the couch cushions*
  3. Decide if it's too early for a nap - Because adulting is hard.
  4. Answer phone call from in-laws - Because they're not going to stop calling.
  5. Pretend to be productive, even though you're secretly browsing cat videos - Because someone has to keep the cat entertained.