MONDAY BLUES CURES
A guide to surviving the most productive day of the week.
CAFFEINE SIDE EFFECTS
WARNING: Excessive consumption of caffeinated beverages may lead to:
- Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
- Uncontrollable urge to listen to elevator music
- Rapidly declining ability to remember what day it is
MONDAY BLUES SYMPTOMS
If you're experiencing:
- Existential dread of the workweek
- Unshakable feeling of dread
- Uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos
MONDAY BLUES TREATMENTS
Don't forget, folks! There's hope on the horizon:
- Caffeine IV
- Proven therapy of excessive napping
- Mandatory happy hour