Coffee Shop 101: Monday Morning Blues Cures

Welcome, fellow coffee enthusiasts! Are Mondays getting you down? Do you need a dose of reality to get your day started?

We've got just the prescription for you: our expert baristas have concocted the ultimate Monday Morning Blues Cure, a potent blend of caffeine and sarcasm.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for our patented, scientifically-proven (not really) treatment plans:

Symptoms and Side Effects

The 'I'm-Not-Listening-to-the-Blues' Plan

The 'Sarcasm-Infused' Plan

The 'Procrastination-Induced' Plan