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Why Ignore Emails on Mondays?
Because, let's be real, who needs productivity on Mondays?
Our research team (aka, not really) has found that ignoring emails on Mondays can lead to:
- Less stress (because who needs that?)
- Increased procrastination (because who doesn't love that?)
- Higher coffee sales (because, duh)
Satisfaction not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased motivation, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)
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Disclaimer
By ignoring emails on Mondays, you agree to not blame us for your impending doom (aka, career stagnation, relationship issues, or spontaneous combustion)
Our lawyers (aka, not really) have advised us to include this fine print