Why Not to Panic Buy on Mondays

A Monday Survival Guide

Listen, let's get real, Mondays are not for shopping. They're for suffering, regret, and existential dread. But, you know what they say: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do... and also, buy more stuff."

Here are a few reasons why you shouldn't panic buy on Mondays:

You might end up with a bunch of unnecessary stuff you'll just end up storing in your garage.
It's just going to make your Monday blues worse.
You might actually have to return something you bought and that's just more work.

So, what's the alternative?

Try making a to-do list, prioritize your tasks, and tackle them with a sense of purpose. Or better yet, just stick to your usual Monday routine and pretend it's not the start of the week.

Want more Monday blues cures? Check out our sister pages:

Why Not to Panic Borrow
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Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your productivity or sanity. Use these tips at your own risk.