Monday Blues Cures

Are you feeling like a zombie today?

Did you forget what day it was?

Well, we've got the solution for you! Here's our list of Monday-specific cures:

Caffeine Injection

Inject pure, unadulterated coffee into your veins. It's like a digital detox for your soul.

Side effects may include:

Consult a doctor before use.

Join us for a dance party to make up for it!

Panic Room

This is where you come to scream, cry, and generally freak out.

We're open 24/7, but only on Mondays.

Take a break from the chaos and try our Nap Time program.

Nap Time

It's like the world outside is still happening, but you're not.

Our expert napping technicians will guide you through a 30-minute journey into the depths of unconsciousness.

When you wake up, join us for a dance party!

Monday Dance Party

We're like, totally serious about having fun, dude.

Put on your favorite Monday-themed playlist and get weird with us.

But don't forget to re-up on your coffee supply!
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