Monday Blues Cures
Are you feeling like a zombie today?
Did you forget what day it was?
Well, we've got the solution for you! Here's our list of Monday-specific cures:
Are you feeling like a zombie today?
Did you forget what day it was?
Well, we've got the solution for you! Here's our list of Monday-specific cures:
Inject pure, unadulterated coffee into your veins. It's like a digital detox for your soul.
Side effects may include:
Consult a doctor before use.
Join us for a dance party to make up for it!This is where you come to scream, cry, and generally freak out.
We're open 24/7, but only on Mondays.
Take a break from the chaos and try our Nap Time program.It's like the world outside is still happening, but you're not.
Our expert napping technicians will guide you through a 30-minute journey into the depths of unconsciousness.
When you wake up, join us for a dance party!We're like, totally serious about having fun, dude.
Put on your favorite Monday-themed playlist and get weird with us.
But don't forget to re-up on your coffee supply!