Monday Blues Cures: Overly Comforting Thoughts

It's Monday, and you're already feeling the existential dread. Don't worry, friend, we've got just the prescription for you.

Click here for some actual helpful tips or, if you're feeling extra masochistic, let's just indulge in some absurdist nonsense.

We'll have you know that our patented, totally-not-scientifically-backed Monday Blues Cure-All consists of:

1. Bingeing an entire season of your favorite TV show in one sitting
2. Eating an entire pizza by yourself, alone, in your pajamas
3. Writing a strongly worded letter to your boss, but then deleting it and replacing it with a nice, polite email
4. Reorganizing your sock drawer into an intricate, impossible-to-achieve system

We're not saying these are actual cures or anything, but they'll do for now.

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