You know what they say: Monday morning, 8 am. The world's still spinning, but only because nobody's gotten up from bed yet. But seriously, Mondays can be brutal.
Here's the secret:
Repeat 'Today' in your head until it becomes 'Tomorrow', then do it again.
Or, if that doesn't work:
And for the love of all things sane:
Just pretend you're a sloth, because, let's be real, you're already moving at a glacial pace.
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