Solution 4: The Overly-Compensatory Coffee Machine
In a bold move, we've created a coffee machine that brews your morning cup with an excessive amount of crema, forcing you to confront your existential dread with a bitter, burnt taste.
Features:
- Unnecessary foam: Because who needs a normal coffee crema?
- Bitter taste: To remind you of your impending doom.
- Unpredictable brewing: Because you'll never know when it'll spit out a half-brewed disaster.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive caffeine jitters.
- Uncontrollable rage.
- Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).
Try it out, but don't say we didn't warn you.