Because Monday Mornings Suck
You know what they say: "Red Bull gives you wings, but Monday mornings give you existential dread."
But fear not, dear friend, for we have concocted a list of cures for the common Monday blues:
- 1. Sun-Drenched Coffers - Because who needs coffee when you can drink sunshine?
- 2. Extra Sleep Pills - Because 8 hours of sleep is for wimps.
- 3. Procrastination Pills - Because who has time for productivity on Mondays, anyway?
- 4. Forced Fun Pills - Because laughter is the best medicine, unless it's a Monday.