Join us for an evening of debauchery and despair!
RSVP: Just don't.
Because nothing kills the blues like crushing your soul.
Because who needs self-confidence, anyway?
1. The theory of the impending doom.
2. The paradox of self-worth.
3. The infinite loop of self-doubt.
Because the meaninglessness of life is a real party.
Is it a tree or is it a hat?