Phase 10: The Burnout Society

Where the coffee flows like water, and the existential dread is strong.

Welcome, comrades, to Phase 10: The Burnout Society. Where the only thing more plentiful than the tears of despair are the free donuts in the break room.

Our mission is simple: burn out, crash out, and reboot. Repeat ad nauseam.

Current Phase Stats:

Caffeine levels: Critical

Sarcasm levels: Off the charts

Existential dread levels: Through the roof

Join us for our weekly Burnout Meetings, where we collectively commiserate about the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of our existence.

Meet the Burnout Society Founders:

Bertrand Russell, our fearless leader and self-proclaimed "King of the Couch Potato"

Jean-Paul Sartre, our resident existentialist and expert on the art of staring into the abyss

…… and Philip K. Dick, our resident futurist and aficionado of alternate realities

We also have a Venti-Section for those who need to vent their feelings about the crushing weight of reality.

Shop for our exclusive Burnout Society merchandise, because who needs therapy when you can buy a t-shirt?

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