Phase 2: Caffeine Overload

As we previously established in Phase 1, your Monday was a disaster. Now, it's time to up theประก anti-stress ante with an extra shot of pure, unadulterated caffeine. Don't worry, we've got the Caffeine-Fueled Madness protocol to guide you through this phase.

Phase 2 Goals:

• Consume at least 5 energy drinks in a single sitting.
• Play 10+ hours of video games while mainlining energy drinks.
• Write 5,000 words of pure, unadulterated gibberish on the keyboard.
• Make a 3 AM pizza order using only your feet.

Proceed to Caffeine-Fueled Madness