Phase 2: Caffeine Overload

You've reached Phase 2 of our carefully crafted Monday Blues Recovery Plan. By now, your brain is a caffeine-fueled mess, your productivity is plummeting, and you're starting to question life choices.

It's time for some real talk: you need more caffeine. But not just any caffeine will do. No, no, no. We're talking high-octane, high-test, straight-up COFFEE.

Proceed to Phase 3: Sugar Rush Go back to Phase 1: Morning Stretch Get an Extra Shot (because you clearly need it) Or, just give up and die. We won't judge.