Phase 2: Caffeine Overload

By now, you've been mainlining coffee for weeks. Your system is a mess of caffeine-fueled anxiety and existential dread.

Your brain is a jumble of racing thoughts, each one a tiny, nagging voice in your head screaming "DO MORE WORK, DO MORE WORK, DO MORE WORK!"

You're a slave to your to-do list, a prisoner of productivity, and a servant to your inbox.

It's time to level up, friend. Welcome to Phase 2: Caffeine Overload

Here's what we have in store for you:

1. Phase 3: The Abyss of Uncertainty
2. Phase 4: The Dark Side of the Moon
3. Phase 5: Burnout and... Well, More Burnout

Burn It All Down