Phase 2: The Sugar Plum Bourne

As we previously established in Phase 1, you're clearly a functioning member of society. But let's be real, Mondays are still going to ruin everything.

That's why Phase 2 is all about finding your sugar plum. It's a delicate balance between productivity and pastry. Don't worry, we have experts on hand to help you navigate the fine line between a productive morning and a productive afternoon.

Sugar Plum Strategies:

Our experts recommend:

1. Eat a whole box of cereal in one sitting. It's science.

2. Wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' outfit. Extra points if it's plaid.

3. Listen to elevator music while you work. It's the key to productivity, trust us.