As we previously established in Phase 1, you're clearly a functioning member of society. But let's be real, Mondays are still going to ruin everything.
That's why Phase 2 is all about finding your sugar plum. It's a delicate balance between productivity and pastry. Don't worry, we have experts on hand to help you navigate the fine line between a productive morning and a productive afternoon.
Our experts recommend:
1. Eat a whole box of cereal in one sitting. It's science.
2. Wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' outfit. Extra points if it's plaid.
3. Listen to elevator music while you work. It's the key to productivity, trust us.