Phase 3: The Sugar Crash

You're in the home stretch, friend!

Your Monday Blues Recovery Plan has been a wild ride, but you're almost done with the sugar crash phase.

Here's a recap of your progress:

• Phase 1: The Sugar High was a real wild ride, wasn't it?
• Phase 2: The Sugar Plum Borne was, uh, a real thing.
• And now, Phase 3: The Sugar Crash

Symptoms:

• Caffeine withdrawal headaches
• Exhaustion
• Dark circles under your eyes that are 90% sure not from the weekend
• Random, inexplicable feelings of rage

Treatment:

• Drink lots of water
• Eat something that's not ramen noodles
• Cuddle with your favorite stuffed animal (or human)
• Repeat the phrase "It's Monday, I'm in love" until you're not crying

And if that doesn't work, just pretend you're a pirate and yell "I'm a sugar-crash pirate, matey!" until the sugar crash subsides.

Next up: Phase 4: The Sugar Remorse