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After weeks of sugar-fueled productivity, the inevitable crash has landed. Your brain is now a mushy, sugar-coated disaster zone.
Don't worry, it's just the sugar crash. You can recover. But first, let's make a quick detour to the Denial Stage
Don't worry, we have a Caffeine Coma Recovery Plan for those who have progressed further down the rabbit hole.
This website is a joke, but also kinda serious. Don't blame us when you're stuck in an endless loop of sugar-fueled despair.