Phase 4 Nap Time: Monday Blues Recovery Plan
The Plan:
Step 1: Find a Dark, Quiet Corner
Anywhere but the living room.
Step 2: Set Your Alarm Clock to "Never Gonna Happen"
Just kidding, it'll be more like 10pm. But still, it's progress.
Step 3: Don a Pajamas Fit for a Sultan
Think velvet onesies, fuzzy slippers, and a crown of glory.
Step 4: Indulge in the Art of Procrastination
Watch cat videos, play Solitaire, or learn to make a decent tuna casserole. The possibilities are endless!
Step 5: Recharge for the Week Ahead
Take a 4-hour nap, or 8. Or 12. Who's counting?
Remember, Phase 4 Nap Time is not just a recovery plan – it's a way of life.
Subphase 1: The Art of Napping in Public
Learn how to nap like a pro, even in the middle of the mall.
Subphase 2: The Science of Caffeine Overload
Discover the signs of caffeine poisoning and how to survive (or thrive) in a caffeine-fueled world.