Welcome, weary soul, to Phase 5 of our meticulously crafted Monday recovery plan. You've made it this far, congratulations!
By now, you've had your morning coffee, taken a 15-minute power nap, and even managed to stomach a questionable leftover pizza from the break room fridge.
But don't get too comfortable, friend. Phase 5 is where things get real. It's time to break out the big guns: the hammock, the snacks, and the cat video marathon.
Phase 6: Couch Lock is just around the corner, but first, let's get this siesta started!
Back to Phase 4: Nap Time for a brief refresher, or Couch Lock for the more...adventurous.
Don't forget to water your plants, though. They're counting on you.