You've made it to Phase 4, congratulations!
It's time to stop fighting the Monday blues and start embracing the crushing existential dread that is your reality.
Crisis counseling is available on the couch in the break room. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to tackle your existential crisis alone. We have a team of experts who have seen it all, and they're here to help you see that you're not alone (in your despair).
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Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can always try to drown in your despair