Phase 5: Actual Work

Finally, the moment of truth. Phase 5 is where you actually start getting stuff done. No more procrastination, no more excuses. It's time to buckle down and show the world what you're made of.

Here's the plan:

• Schedule The Suffering
• Eliminate Distractions
• Stock Pile of Sanity

Remember, it's not just about getting things done, it's about maintaining a sense of self-respect and not losing your mind.

Side Effects:

May experience increased productivity, reduced stress, and a general sense of purpose. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your social life, relationships, and sense of humor.