Phase 5: Sleep Deprivation

A crucial step in the Monday Blues Recovery Plan, where you sacrifice your social life for the sake of productivity.

Here's what you have to do:

  1. Drink 5 cups of coffee
  2. Watch 3 YouTube videos about productivity hacks
  3. Write 5 pages of code
  4. Forget what day it is

And if you're still awake after that, you're basically a superhero.

Next:

Phase 6: Sugar Crash

Phase 4: Sweatpants (optional, but highly recommended)