Welcome to Phase 7 Somnolent Existence, where the fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and hope.
You are currently experiencing a mild case of Monday blues, which is perfectly normal. It's just your brain's way of telling you that the weekend is over.
We recommend taking a short break to recharge with a few rounds of "Monday Morning Madness," our patented stress-reduction technique involving loud music, awkward dance moves, and questionable life choices.
Or, if that doesn't work, try our "Phase 7 Somnolent Existence" self-help book, available exclusively on this website. It's a real page-turner (pun intended).
For more information on how to cope with the existential dread of Phase 7, visit our subpage on Subpage 42.
If you're feeling really, really desperate, you can try our Phase 7 Somnolent Emergency Room.