Side Effects of Monday Blues Recovery

Caution: Prolonged Exposure May Cause

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Spontaneous combustion of productivity
• Uncontrollable outbreaks of spontaneous singing of the Macarena
• Increased risk of existential dread and despair
• Sudden and irreversible loss of will to live

Don't worry, our experts have developed a comprehensive recovery program to help you overcome the Monday blues.

Learn more about our Phase 1: Denial, Phase 2: Acceptance, and Phase 3: Desperation.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Phase 4: Madness program.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Increased risk of actually enjoying Monday
• Reduced risk of spontaneous combustion
• Improved risk of productivity and motivation

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