THE ALGORITHMIC COFFEE MAKER 3000
You've been feeling the MONDAY BLUES. Well, we've got a solution for you.
Introducing the AlgoCoffee 3000, an automated coffee machine programmed with the finest algorithms and the darkest, most existential dread.
Its advanced AI has been trained on the most depressing Monday playlists, ensuring that your coffee will be brewed with the perfect blend of sorrow and regret.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Technical Specs to learn more about the AlgoCoffee 3000's impressive specs.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try to crack the Secret Formula and unlock the true power of the AlgoCoffee 3000.
WARNING: THE SECRET FORMULA IS EYES-ONLY ACCESSIBLE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Enter your name, date of birth, and the number of Mondays you've endured to unlock the formula.