Mondays: The Original Sin

Why are Mondays the worst, you ask?

It's simple: they're the first day back to reality after the weekend. The world is still there, unchanged and unforgiving. The weekend's sweet escape is over, and all the bills and responsibilities are due.

But don't just take my word for it! Here are some facts that will make you appreciate the weekend even more:

• Mondays are 30% more likely to have a meeting at 8 AM.
• They're 40% more likely to have a coworker who thinks Fridays are the new Mondays.
• And don't even get me started on the Monday morning traffic.

So, what do you do to cope with the horrors of Monday? Well, you could try our patented Monday-Be-Gone therapy package, available for the low, low price of $1000 per session. Or, you could just drink more coffee and pretend it's Friday.

Learn more about our Monday-Be-Gone therapy package.

Join our Monday-Blues Support Group for others who are just as miserable as you.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you could always indulge in a little Monday-Blues Self-Harm Therapy.