Monday Blues Self-Harm Sessions

Welcome to the Monday Blues Self-Harm Sessions, where you can wallow in the misery of your existence. Because, let's be real, Mondays are the worst.

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Our licensed therapists are here to help you navigate the existential dread of waking up on a Monday morning.

Session 1: Identifying Your Inner Cynic ($50)

Session 2: Learning to Love the Feeling of Hopelessness ($75)

Session 3: Practicing Self-Care through Excessive Procrastination ($100)