MONDAY BLUES CURES

When Monday comes, and all you want to do
is stay in bed and never leave
is drink a whole pot of coffee
and scream at the ceiling

But wait, there's more!
Here are some actual cures for the Monday blues:

• Just add water.
• Pretend it's Tuesday.
• Just pretend Tuesday is coming.
• Throw a party.

Cures:

1. OVERLOAD YOUR CAFEINE SYSTEM

2. Just say no.

3. Say no again.

4. Say no for an hour.

5. Say no for an hour and a half.

6. Say no for prophets.

7. Just pretend it is Tuesday and then say no again.