Task Blackhole Techniques

Are you feeling like your tasks have vanished into the void, never to be seen again? Do your colleagues and manager look at you like a ghost, a spectral presence haunting the halls of productivity?

Fear not, dear friend, for we have the solution right here!

Method 1: The Vanishing Task Trick

Simply move the task to the "Maybe" folder, then promptly forget about it until it's due tomorrow. Repeat this process until the deadline is a distant memory.

Example: Read more on our advanced "Maybe" folder techniques

Method 2: The Task Blackhole Matrix

Use our patented Task Blackhole Matrix to plot the trajectory of your tasks and projects in 3D space. Where did it go? Who knows?!

Example: Consult our expert matrix consultants

Method 3: The Art of Procrastination

Take a break! Go for a walk, play some video games, or watch cat videos. When you return, the task will be gone! (Just kidding, it's still there, but with more deadlines.)

Example: Procrastination tips and tricks