Monday Blues

Welcome to the Monday Blues, where the only thing more painful than your Monday morning alarm clock is the realization that your favorite coffee mug is still empty.

Today's Specials

We have a special offer for all you poor souls who are suffering through their Monday morning:

Buy one get one free on all beers (because you'll probably need it)
Free Beer-Repellent Spray to help you avoid your coworkers all day
Learn how to make Beer-Hates-Me, the ultimate Monday morning cocktail

Disclaimer: This site is not responsible for your Monday Blues. Side effects may include: excessive use of sarcasm, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your favorite coffee mug. Use at your own risk.