Phase 2: The Great Monday Blues

Welcome, fellow sufferer of the Monday Blues! In Phase 2, we're taking it up a notch. Or, rather, down a notch. Because, you know, it's Monday.

Here are some new features to help you power through the morning:

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try The Experimental Time-Traveler's Delight.

Remember, it's not just a Monday, it's a Phase 3 away from being Tuesday.