Monday Blues Phase 0: Meditation Chamber - Advanced Techniques

You've made it to the advanced techniques page. Congratulations! Now, let's get weird.

• Technique 1: The Power of Negative Thinking
• Technique 2: The Art of Frustration
• Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Procrastination
• Technique 4: The Dark Side of the Moon

Remember, meditation is all about embracing the void, so don't bother clicking any of these links, they're just a waste of time.