Advanced Techniques for Monday Blues

Phase 0: The Fundamentals of Extreme Procrastination

By applying the following techniques, you'll be able to turn your Monday into a mere suggestion:

Technique 4: The Art of Pretending You're Already Dead

Put on your favorite funeral attire, and pretend you're already attending your own wake. This will give you the freedom to do whatever you want, without any accountability.

Example use case: "I'm not lazy, I'm just reorganizing my priorities... to include more Netflix time."

Related techniques:

• Technique 2: The Power of Sudden Onset Amnesia
• Technique 5: The Art of Faking a Spontaneous Human Eruption