It's Monday, and you're stuck in an infinite loop of despair. The alarm is blaring, the coffee's not working, and the cat is judging you.

Your boss is a soul-sucking vortex of despair, and the only way to escape is to find the meaning of life. Or, you know, just pretend you're a functioning member of society.

But don't worry! We have some tips to help you survive the week: