Monday Morning Blues
You knew it was coming, but it's here
Another day, another dollar, another existential crisis.
Don't worry, it's normal. You're not alone. We're all stuck in this pit of despair together.
But wait, what's that I see? A glimmer of hope? No, no, no. That's just the sunlight reflecting off the coffee cup in your hand.
Monday's Top 5 Most Depressing Activities:
- 1. Staring blankly at the wall
- 2. Listening to the coffee shop's espresso machine cry
- 3. Wondering if it's really worth it
- 4. Trying to remember what day it is
- 5. Realizing you're still in your pajamas
Stay strong, friends. It's going to be a long week.
Or, at least, a long Monday.
Monday's Top 5 Most Depressing Songs:
- 1. "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas & The Papas
- 2. "Another Day in Paradise" by Phil Collins
- 3. "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
- 4. "The End of the Road" by Boyz II Men
- 5. "Black Hole Sun" by Chris Cornell
Monday Mood - Because, you know, your emotions are a mess
Monday, Monday, Monday... Ugh.