Monday Exemptions: The Art of Doing Nothing

A website dedicated to the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Exemptions are for those days when you just can't seem to get anything done. Maybe you're stuck in a rut, or perhaps you're just really good at procrastination. Whatever the reason, Monday Exemptions has got you covered.

Here are some of the most popular exemptions:

But don't worry, we're not all about exemptions. We also offer:

Exemptions for the gym

Exemptions for the laundry

Exemptions for the diet

Another Exemption

Today, we're offering an exemption for:

Bathing in the past week. Yes, you read that right. No need to get up from the couch, no need to wash that one stain, and no need to worry about what others might think.

Just take this exemption and run. Or, you know, just sit on the couch and enjoy your nachos.