Monday Exemptions: Official List of Things You Can Forget About

• Forgetting the Meeting You're Already Running Late For
• The Time You Spent Watching Cat Videos Instead of Doing Work
• That One Argument With Your Spouse You'll Never Resolve
• The Existence of Sock Dolls
• The Reason You Ate the Last Donut in the Break Room

Disclaimer: Exemptions are not actually exempt. They just might be.