Emergency Egg Handling Skills

Monday Mandate requires all employees to have the following emergency egg handling skills:

• Egg identification: Recognize the difference between farm eggs and ostrich eggs (they're, um, slightly larger)
• Emergency egg coddling: Crack an egg open without breaking it (requires delicate hand-eye coordination)
• Egg containment: Keep multiple eggs from rolling away in high winds or when dropped by a clumsy colleague
• Egg extraction: Remove egg from shell fragments without using tweezers or any other fancy tools

Don't worry, training is available on Tuesdays at 3 PM in the break room. Learn more.

Remember: an egg a day keeps the doctor away, but not if the egg is expired.

Egg safety tips are also available.

Related Links

• Develop Emergency Egg Handling Skills
• Egg Handling 101